I certainly do not expect perfection from you, as I myself am imperfect! Just a few of my (hopefully cute) quirks include my perpetually freezing feet, my tendency to sleep in, and my sub-par cooking skills. I’ll embrace you and all your blemishes, but in return, I ask for consistent mutual respect between the two of us. Please honour my boundaries, and I’ll always honour yours. 

Below I’ve compiled a list of common questions. Please read through all of them before booking a date with me, to ensure that we’re on the same page before meeting.

What services do you offer?

Oil changes, tire rotations and battery replacements! Just kidding. I’m not a mechanic, so I don’t really think of myself as someone who offers services. The nature of our time together will be dependent on my comfort level and chemistry with you, and thus, it probably won’t look the same for everyone. If you have a specific desire, like you really do want me to rotate your tires (or you just have an outfit request) please politely enquire over email.

What screening do you require?

Screening is vital for me to feel safe meeting you. All sensitive information is strictly for the eyes of myself and my assistant.

Option 1: A photo of your government-issued ID (all I need is your full legal name, date of birth and photo – you may blur the additional information) as well as a selfie

Option 2: Your LinkedIn profile or other employment verification

Option 3: Reference from two independent SPs with websites and an established online presence

What is your deposit policy?

To confirm our meeting, I ask for a 20% deposit for all Toronto dates, and a 50% deposit (plus airfare) for FMTYs. This may be paid via Wise, Paypal, credit card, or for smaller amounts, a gift card of my request.

If you should cancel more than 48 hours ahead of time, this deposit will be applied to a future date. In the unlikely event that I should cancel, your deposit will be returned. (Please note that I cannot return Interac e-transfers!)

Do you have an assistant?

Yes, I do! You’ll be initially chatting with the lovely Priscilla to cover screening and deposits. She is well respected within the industry, and highly professional. You’ll find her to be just as charming as me, but far more organized.

What can I do to ensure the perfect date?

Don’t stress! I’m most impressed by kindness, respect and openness. You don’t need to arrive with anything more than the envelope and a smile, though gifts are always appreciated. Speaking of smiles, I’m a big fan of mouthwash – please remember to freshen up before our date and throughout as needed.

As for our time together, I prefer that dates of 5 hours or more include an excursion. I can always provide suggestions if you’re lost!

When can you meet?

With enough notice, I’m generally available any day of the week or weekend, at any time (within reason). To ensure that we’ll be able to meet, please make an effort to provide as much notice as possible! I’m not available for same-day dates, and am rarely available for next-day dates.

Can I review you?

As I mentioned, I’m no mechanic. I’m not worthwhile because I provide consistent services across the board, but because I don’t. The connections that I forge with an individual are genuinely unique, and cannot be replicated or reduced to a few words. Thus, I ask that you please respect my no-review policy.

Who do you meet?

I’d be thrilled to meet you, regardless of your ethnicity, gender identity or creed. I’m enthusiastically bi-sexual, and love meeting couples – hourly rates for couples are the same!